//// BLOODY TERROR / THE HEADLESS BODIES OF WOMEN DANGLING IN THE MEDIA / 90’S JUVENALIA //// When these things are combined their powers to amuse me increase. I hate reading but I enjoy looking at things and then thinking about them for the rest of my life.Tumblr (3.0; @brbnightmares)http://www.brbnightmares.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/502cbad2503a0331dab19b382582d220/tumblr_mn69diBRrB1rmoryfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.baseballcardvandals.com/post/51089626680/i-dont-always-get-thirsty-but-when-i-do-i-only" class="tumblr_blog">baseballcardvandals</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i don’t always get thirsty, but when i do i only drink scary Monsters and nice Sprites.</p></blockquote>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/51093778654http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/51093778654Wed, 22 May 2013 16:58:15 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bbb0843938d8de08d7b2f9f5a213e95c/tumblr_mn7n9fQXVK1re0c97o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/51080254894http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/51080254894Wed, 22 May 2013 13:34:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b6afb33ecec62337f8ce5b4710765001/tumblr_mn5unilob51qzmowao1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/51075935473http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/51075935473Wed, 22 May 2013 12:15:25 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8590bIBQ51qewacoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/51075579236http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/51075579236Wed, 22 May 2013 12:08:37 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/663fdced713c4b7ca8d2253a143db706/tumblr_mm1t64oQkP1r7gsdxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50996885161http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50996885161Tue, 21 May 2013 12:40:27 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2434996875cc53df16622f571d74e6b/tumblr_mn441rjtE81qbi0s9o2_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/37e293920b16e978ba8fff41b2a04df0/tumblr_mn441rjtE81qbi0s9o1_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.neutralize.org/post/50984555180/oh-my-god-im-gonna-die-i-am-going-to-die">neutralize</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>oh my god i’m gonna die i am going to <em>die</em></p> </blockquote> <p>Gonna have to face it yr addicted to trade.</p>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50986217130http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50986217130Tue, 21 May 2013 08:54:16 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0475ca3292685cefc38d3f2bbb9861c5/tumblr_mmraq7o4Zx1qa42jro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50986195847http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50986195847Tue, 21 May 2013 08:53:43 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9c8a86c30a151440b69a1591418ca577/tumblr_mfvrs4AysJ1qzcer9o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/315b7b644e0359f81744fbe08fea4d40/tumblr_mfvrs4AysJ1qzcer9o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/94a1c8c9430030d159cd41e2b638a100/tumblr_mfvrs4AysJ1qzcer9o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/658e7238565c9724dfe5078a09ba5a39/tumblr_mfvrs4AysJ1qzcer9o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50986141674http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50986141674Tue, 21 May 2013 08:52:00 -0400<div class="_3hi clearfix"> <div class="_38 direction_ltr"> <p><em><strong>This is me in a movie trying on pants</strong></em></p> </div> <div class="_1yr"><span class="_2oy"></span></div> </div> <div class="_3hi clearfix"> <div class="_38 direction_ltr"> <p>&#8220;ugh. these pants.</p> </div> <div class="_1yr"><span class="_2oy"></span></div> </div> <div class="_3hi clearfix"> <div class="_38 direction_ltr"> <p>it&#8217;s like I don&#8217;t have legs</p> </div> <div class="_1yr"><span class="_2oy"></span></div> </div> <div class="_3hi clearfix"> <div class="_38 direction_ltr"> <p>but I <em>pooped</em> the pants</p> </div> <div class="_1yr"><span class="_2oy"></span></div> </div> <div class="_3hi clearfix"> <div class="_38 direction_ltr"> <p>so it&#8217;s actually just me standing on turds<br/><span>that are wearing shoes.&#8221;</span></p> <p><span> </span></p> <p><span><strong>Miranda:</strong> Even better &#8212; they&#8217;re not pants, they&#8217;re bibs.</span></p> <p><span><strong>Julie:</strong> &#8220;propped up on turds&#8221;</span></p> <p><span><strong>Miranda:</strong> TURD FILLED BIBS</span><span><br/></span></p> </div> </div>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50971097481http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50971097481Tue, 21 May 2013 01:29:18 -0400pooppersonalmepantsfashion<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1d1e2e202815701c0956697816b7dea/tumblr_ml23mjJmb21qzls9ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50969691984http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50969691984Tue, 21 May 2013 01:02:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsr5046mtg1qmlcjqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50964303335http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50964303335Mon, 20 May 2013 23:39:22 -0400hey c'mere<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/017440744b449614d56bf28cec8cd02a/tumblr_mn2qylfIO01qk08n1o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9d7ed7ff86d3dec4254db02330110e38/tumblr_mn2qylfIO01qk08n1o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50963902676http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50963902676Mon, 20 May 2013 23:33:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e2f48897928b5a44a1cfc44040b2497/tumblr_mn0a7wWbii1rnimpto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>First sun-ripened Mignonette today!!!!!!</p>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50744318498http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50744318498Sat, 18 May 2013 14:04:44 -0400<p><a href="http://trans-substantial.tumblr.com/post/50609493277/how-i-feel-when-someone-tells-me-they-can-hear-my-voice" class="tumblr_blog">trans-substantial</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/dc9183fba84d720fbb53fb190a4192a1/tumblr_inline_mmwz8fHyA01qz4rgp.gif"/></p></blockquote> <p>lol - how i feel when i realize i am a transsexual in public: what object closest to me in this room would be a functional weapon? where is the exit? Where is a place to hide if something happens? how many men are in this room? are any of them staring at me?</p>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50665783403http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50665783403Fri, 17 May 2013 14:39:12 -0400at the moviesbuying groceriesat the doctors officeon a bus<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/21f9c5d7aca4f93a448f7579858f64d2/tumblr_mmtz93XUMQ1qdpxado1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahcourtneystodden.tumblr.com/post/50514881292">fuckyeahcourtneystodden</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>cannot even deal with how pretty she is in this gif</p> </blockquote> <p>Every time I see her I just feel like I solved the mystery of why you can’t even get the MAC Barbie editions on eBay.</p>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50641757314http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50641757314Fri, 17 May 2013 04:48:42 -0400real dollhoarders<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f4160d3f32c1732f4bd6fa4175cd0943/tumblr_mijel5voHm1qzv9mho1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50641617796http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50641617796Fri, 17 May 2013 04:42:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aeecf90328b670e28b327fa9f304beea/tumblr_mm8axc0HUn1rflkf7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6880f885f4fa64cc47cdbdc0dd219407/tumblr_mm8axc0HUn1rflkf7o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/34e05fde26e55dc4b38a430f279f9cba/tumblr_mm8axc0HUn1rflkf7o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>This is my favorite Judge Judy. She actually asked him “What was going through your mind?” when he answered “Guacamole.”</p> <p>For the record, it’s my recollection that this avocado tree was HUGE and shitting ripe delicious avocados all over the sidewalk, and the defendant saw it over and over while taking either a developmentally disabled man, or a group in his care. And he went back to make the guys guacamole.</p> <p>Judge Judy said it was rude (he argued with get-off-my-lawn dude and made fun of him) but that collecting the avocados was legal and pretty much told the plaintiff to deal with it.</p>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50637027962http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50637027962Fri, 17 May 2013 02:11:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdvlpqxgg01qzpy7ko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I love you, Mr. Capacity.</p> <p>Remind me to tell you about the gummi-> gelatin-> MiniMoog connection.</p>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50633439360http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50633439360Fri, 17 May 2013 00:51:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f35f1d1fdbbe37203933edd59fe95c7a/tumblr_mmx6ubDkcz1rnimpto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nevada posters and dust jackets coming home to be signed by me & Imogen tomorrow! Shipping over the weekend!</p>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50621553628http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50621553628Thu, 16 May 2013 21:58:59 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c67c1b90e36b680825ea73fd4615f8dd/tumblr_mmwiz54TWv1rnimpto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50586324723http://www.brbnightmares.com/post/50586324723Thu, 16 May 2013 13:23:29 -0400