Mark was gonna tell you all what’s what. All of my peers are idiots gazing so hard at their own navels that their heads go up their asses. I thought Mark would be on the internet giving me silent, profound internal lolz forever. 

Mark wasn’t alone though, right? I guess no one is?

I am doing whatever is the closest thing to “praying” for everyone younger than me and more confused and sad than me right now.

I don’t know what happened, I just know it’s probably true.

I first saw Mark on a dudeblog, someone reblogged a video of her and I was supposed to think what I was watching was bizarre/pitiful/gross/funny. Instead I felt better about everything I had ever been through, and I laughed, and felt bad for anyone too plain and typical to get anything positive out of it.

Mark, your boob really did look so good in that mirror, and I will remember it forever.

I’m so glad I ever saw you. I love the internet.