May 2013
102 posts
yo mama so fat she went to jenny craig for a week and made very close connections with several women who were struggling with a lot of the very same issues she was, and they all learned together that fat had been a scapegoat for a lot of the emotional struggles they had all gone through and really just needed to talk out a little bit.
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I'm probably living the life of yr dreams
which is an all-night t-girl copy/paste slumber party.
noetherian:
Just because I literally have kissed men’s asses doesn’t mean I have to figuratively.
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on pants - pt. II
This is me in a movie trying on pants
“ugh. these pants.
it’s like I don’t have legs
but I pooped the pants
so it’s actually just me standing on turds that are wearing shoes.”
Miranda: Even better — they’re not pants, they’re bibs.
Julie: “propped up on turds”
Miranda: TURD FILLED BIBS
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how I feel when someone tells me they can hear my...
trans-substantial:
lol - how i feel when i realize i am a transsexual in public: what object closest to me in this room would be a functional weapon? where is the exit? Where is a place to hide if something happens? how many men are in this room? are any of them staring at me?
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plasm0:
Gay boys with beards are mostly just making up for their lack of understanding over fabric texture. Yup.
on pants...
brbnightmares: I think for a lot of ppl wearing pants is a form of self harm.
deeplezstonerwitch: SERIOUSLY! in all of these years of pants existing, you’d think that someone would be like “there’s got to be a better way!” and actually create pants that aren’t the worst thing in the world.
brbnightmares: I mean pants are like the fake blood of clothes. Fake blood still don't look real and pants make me look like shit from the waist down.
books-are-my-entire-life:
estrellaestallando:
books-are-my-entire-life:
I am a potato in a field of flowers.
these are potato flowers. do you feel better about yourself now?
this is the most uplifting thing one of my posts has ever been blessed with
My So-Called alternative Lifestyle
stickupforyourselfson:
Jordan is a douchey trans guy played by Jennifer Connelly, Ricky is a faggy non-binary trans boi played by a young Queen Latifa and gets hella ass all the time, Angela’s little sis is a straight trans girl, the nerdy kid Brian is a soft futch dyke, Angela’s Mom Patty is a male binary identified ultra-femme fag and everyone else is pan and super queer and rocking a radical...
