always remember: miley cyrus’s speaking voice is genuinely weird.

Yo, Magistrate! is this Friday everyone!

After the fallout from last month’s Insurrectionist Doughnut, you’ll have to ask me personally if you’re allowed to attend before you respond to the Facebook event. But make sure you DO ask to reply because I wanna see ALL you bitches there.

We are crowning the Magistrate of Honor, who wins the prize of getting to choose which one of us will select the recipient of a scholarship for a fortuneate and well-connected trans woman who wins a disguise makeover in order to attend the Iowa DFAB Macrame Festival with us!!!!!!!!!

#class

I get being a broke queer and everything but there is a thick black line between “i just ran out of coke” and “y’all got a cigarette?”